Hippo

I picked up this cute Alligator at IKEA yesterday. I was

shopping for shelving units for the laundry room, saw

this and thought it would be perfect for reading in bed.

It is completely impossible for my neck to be

comfortable while reading, Ever!

I have been calling it a hippo up until 2

minutes ago...what is wrong with me? It was

clearly a hippo for 24 hrs...now it's clearly an

Alligator....will it clearly be a monkey tomorrow?

Is 45 the new 75?